posted on November 7, 2011 with 34 notes
"“After I pass on, my body will become one with this earth. From there, I will become a fertilizer for this planet. And with that. I will return as a huge, beautiful tree.”
That’s what this guy believes. He laughing at me. He’s going to come back as a fuckin’ ficus. Yeah,
Johnny weeping willow over here..I wanted to slam this guy so bad for this right. But then I stopped. I stopped you guys please hear me out. I let it sink in and I want you guys to as well. I hope when he dies he does become a tree. I hope he’s in the middle of the wilderness and he’s doing his tree thing. Whatever it is trees do. I know they do a lot of work with breezes. And wouldn’t it be fantastic if while he was out there just enjoying his treeness. Through the woods a huge, sweaty guy with an axe comes along. Sees him. Chops him down. Smash. Put a chain around him. Drag him through the mud and the muck. Put him into a sawmill. Grind him up. Then you pound him down into paper. And once he’s paper. You print the Bible on him.”"
Dane Cook
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    ok so this isn’t a song, it’s dane cook haha but I listened to it on an iPod when I was introduced to this. And it...
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